Support the Monkey! Tell All your Friends and Teachers
Well, you never fall in love with anyone under
forty-five. When will you discover that there are some rather
nice-looking young women about?
Oh, I cant be bothered with young women. My idea of a
lovable woman is somebody as like you as possible. I shall
never get into the way of seriously liking young women: some
habits lie too deep to be changed.
(Rising abruptly and walking about, jingling his
money and his keys in his trouser pockets)
Besides, theyre all idiots.
Do you know what you would do if you really loved me,
Oh bother! What? Marry, I suppose?
No. Stop fidgeting and take your hands out of your pockets.