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766 No doubt the grace was properly finished, but nothing more was heard, for John had already begun to play such a knife and fork, that his speech was, for the time, gone. ‘I shall take the usual licence, Mr Browdie,’ said Nicholas, as he placed a chair for the bride. ‘Tak’ whatever thou like’st,’ said John, ‘and when a’s gane, ca’ for more.’ Without stopping to explain, Nicholas kissed the blushing Mrs Browdie, and handed her to her seat. ‘I say,’ said John, rather astounded for the moment, ‘mak’ theeself quite at whoam, will ’ee?’ ‘You may depend upon that,’ replied Nicholas; ‘on one condition.’ ‘And wa’at may thot be?’ asked John. ‘That you make me a godfather the very first time you have occasion for one.’ ‘Eh! d’ye hear thot?’ cried John, laying down his knife and fork. ‘A godfeyther! Ha! ha! ha! Tilly--hear till ’un--a godfeyther! Divn’t say a word more, ye’ll never beat thot. Occasion for ’un--a godfeyther! Ha! ha! ha!’ Never was man so tickled with a respectable old joke, as John Browdie was with this. He chuckled, roared, half suffocated himself by laughing large pieces of beef into his windpipe, roared again, persisted in eating at the same time, got red in the face and black in the forehead, coughed, cried, got better, went off again laughing inwardly, got worse, choked, had his back thumped, stamped about, frightened his wife, and at last recovered in a state of the last exhaustion and with the water streaming from his eyes, but still faintly ejaculating, ‘A godfeyther--a godfeyther, Tilly!’ in a |
