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Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens]
QUOTATION: He reckoned a body could reform the old man with a shot-gun,
maybe, but he didnt know no other way.
QUOTATION: Haint we got all the fools in town on our side? and
aint that a big enough majority in any town?
QUOTATION: Jim said bees wouldnt sting idiots; but I didnt
believe that, because I had tried them lots of times myself, and they
wouldnt sting me.
QUOTATION: Thats what an army isa mob; they dont fight
with courage thats born in them, but with courage thats borrowed
from their mass, and from their officers.
QUOTATION: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will
be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
QUOTATION: Music is a good thing; and after all that soul-butter and
hogwash, I never see it freshen up things so, and sound so honest and
QUOTATION: All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances.
Take them all around, theyre a mighty ornery lot. Its the
way theyre raised.
QUOTATION: I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the
rest, because Aunt Sally shes going to adopt me and sivilize me
and I cant stand it. I been there before.