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      PinkMonkey® Quotations on . . .  Huckleberry FinnBy Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens]
        QUOTATION: It was a close place. I took it up, and held it in my hand. 
        I was trembling, because Id got to decide, forever, betwixt two 
        things, and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, 
        and then says to myself: All right, then, Ill go to helland 
        tore it up.  QUOTATION: There warnt anybody at the church, except maybe a hog 
        or two, for there warnt any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon 
        floor in summertime because its cool. If you notice, most folks 
        dont go to church only when theyve got to; but a hog is different. 
         QUOTATION: Miss Watson she took me in the closet and prayed, but nothing 
        come of it. She told me to pray every day, and whatever I asked for I 
        would get it. But it warnt so. I tried it. Once I got a fish-line, 
        but no hooks. It warnt any good to me without hooks.  QUOTATION: Its lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky, up there, 
        all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at 
        them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happenedJim 
        he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would 
        have took too long to make so many.  QUOTATION: Take it all around, I was feeling ruther comfortable, on accounts 
        of taking all this trouble for that gang, for not many would a done it. 
        I wished the widow knowed about it. I judged she would be proud of me 
        for helping these rapscallions, because rapscallions and dead beats is 
        the kind the widow and good people takes the most interest in.  QUOTATION: Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warnt roosting comfortable, 
        and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get a chance, 
        because if you dont want him yourself you can easy find somebody 
        that does, and a good deed aint ever forgot. I never see papa when 
        he didnt want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, 
        anyway.  QUOTATION: I never knowed how clothes could change a body before. Why, 
        before, he looked like the orneriest old rip that ever was; but now, when 
        hed take off his new white beaver and make a bow and do a smile, 
        he looked that grand and good and pious that youd say he had walked 
        right out of the ark, and maybe was old Leviticus himself.  QUOTATION: I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till 
        the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar 
        gold piece and some other money, but I reckoned I better save it.... I 
        aint opposed to spending money on circuses, when there aint 
        no other way, but there aint no use in wasting it on them.  QUOTATION: After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses 
        and the Bulrushers; and I was in a sweat to find out all about him; but 
        by and by she let it out that Moses had been dead a considerable long 
        time; so then I didnt care no more about him; because I dont 
        take no stock in dead people.  QUOTATION: I thought a minute, and says to myself, hold on,spose 
        youd a done right and give Jim up; would you felt better than what 
        you do now? No, says I, Id feel badId feel just the 
        same way I do now. Well, then, says I, whats the use you learning 
        to do right, when its troublesome to do right and aint no 
        trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?   | 
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